Hello everyone,

I, you’ll be sad to note, am not Mrs Patel. However, your dour mood will be uplifted when I let you know that I am the one writing this because Mrs Patel has had her baby! Little baby Milo was born at 5:17am on the 5th of June. Both baby and mummy are well and Milo is, of course, incredibly cute.

Please feel free to congratulate Mrs and Mr Patel below in the comments, I’m sure they will be glad to hear from you all!

Mr Hernandez